Author: LindaLee

Furthermore! – “Thanks for the lesson”

When my oldest son was 8 years old he wanted and got a unicycle.  He had seen clowns in a local parade, juggling balls while riding their unicycles and he was intrigued.  Since he had already learned to juggle, he figured this was step two to getting himself into the parade. Wanting to be in a parade was never one of my goals, but I figured, hey, everybody’s different. Most things came easily to this kid and when they didn’t he wasn’t patient with himself or the process. I needed a way to not only help him learn to ride to unicycle, but to make it at least tolerable if not pleasant for me. I hoped also to teach him a bit of patience. I, by the way, cannot ride a unicycle. Here was the set-up:  Peter, I will stay out here with you for as long as it takes you to learn if you agree to one condition, “Every time you fall off, and you will fall while you’re learning, you have to say, ‘Thanks for the lesson’.”  No complaining, no blaming, just “Thanks for the lesson.” The first twenty or so “Thanks for the lessons” were grumpy and revealed a great deal of frustration on his part. He looked at me and said, “Well Mom, you didn’t say I had to mean it, did you?”  But he...

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Morning Feature: The government has drowned

The government has drowned in the bathtub It was on the news and all over cable a while ago. BREAKING NEWS, the government has drowned in the bathtub. CPR did not revive her and we are on our own. There were cheers from some people and stunned silence from others.  The people who were cheering were quite giddy. The 13,794 (2009) lobbyists were in a state of shock. The 58 million people on social security were crying, as were the 20 million who work for various parts of the government.  The 1.3 Million in armed forces and the 674K support people did not hear the news right away. My life has been interesting since then. The good news is that I don’t pay any taxes.  As someone once said, “It’s your money and you can spend it more wisely than the government.”  I’d really like to have a word with that man. The other small piece of good news is that there are NO more irritating ads on TV for people running for elected office. Let me tell you what life has been like… The first few days were a little chaotic while all of us coped with more change than we could ever have imagined.  The electricity stayed on, but being that they were no longer a regulated utility my rates tripled. Some corporation with one of those...

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