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This week Brianna the Cow was rescued after she fell from a slaughterhouse-bound truck onto a New Jersey highway. She was names for the police officer who contacted the rescue shelter. Also, a San Francisco woman was arrested after she bit a jogger who pepper-sprayed her dog and a San Diego man tried to rob a bank, then told customers to call 911 and stripped to his underwear and waited for police. And in Kentucky, Krispy Kreme had a special delivery for Lexington cops in mourning after a fire destroyed a donut truck. Will that give them the energy to rescue cows from biting women in their underwear? (Bonus: you get to decide whether the cows, biting women, or cops are “in their underwear.”)


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