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This week sane people were shocked by a video of a Miami private boys’ school’s “jungle-themed” prom whose ‘decorations’ included a live, caged tiger. At the other end of the human-animal relationship spectrum, a Nebraska wildlife expert rescued 6 baby squirrels whose tails were stuck together by tree sap and South Carolina officials are trying to figure out how a pet kangaroo keeps escaping. Oh, officials at Fort Bliss, Texas will “reassess flight patterns” after an ammunition crate fell out of a helicopter and crashed through the roof of an El Paso elementary school. And police in Wisconsin praised “one of the best senior pranks” after they responded to what looked like a car crashed through the wall of a high school principal’s office. Could those Wisconsin seniors maybe do a prank of a bunch of spoiled Miami kids in a cage … inside a zoo’s tiger exhibit?


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