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This week a Massachusetts man who claims he saw a UFO in 1969 said he’ll sue his town if they move the memorial of the sighting again, and the wild tiger running amok in New York City turned out to be … a raccoon. Also, Kyle Cropsey got his dream car, a 1971 VW van, after the owner’s son found a note Cropsey left on the van eight years ago, and a Florida woman offered to exchange her 2003 Honda for what may be the last remaining Necco wafers. (The company instead sold her four-dozen rolls.) And a Florida man offered his dash cam to prove he didn’t cause an accident … at which point police found footage of him committing a burglary. Do raccoons hide UFOs in old VW vans filled with candy and dash cams?


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