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This week the runaway Polish cow continued to elude authorities, apparently unaware that they’ve declared her a hero and will move her to an animal reserve. Also, a Michigan man burned down a house while trying to use a smoke bomb to chase away a skunk and employees at a New York bank are disgusted that a hawk keeps leaving pigeon remains in front of their door. Oh, French customs officers found Degas’ “Les Choristes” in a bus luggage compartment, 8 years after it was stolen from a Marseille exhibit. And a Texas woman chose a crappy way to conceal her cocaine and pipe. Should hero cows rescue smoked out skunks from impressionist hawks in soiled underwear?


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