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This week Russian police found a crocodile in a man’s basement and Connecticut marshals found decapitated two chickens in a courtroom, possibly left by a group who believe they ward off criminal convictions. Also, that flash-boom in the Michigan sky was a meteor, not lightning … and not a UFO. And a Kirkland, Washington hospital was locked down over warnings of a man carrying a rifle that turned out to be an umbrella, while a Maine man punched himself in the face to avoid a DUI test. Should he bring a box of chicken wings to his trial?


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