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This week a British butcher used a frozen sausage to batter his way out of a locked freezer and a Minnesota student pilot and his family used snow blowers to write a Very Large Marriage Proposal. In owl news, Atlanta residents are under siege from cold owls seeking refuge and Maine skiers were warned to be on the lookout for “aggressive dive-bombing” owls. And still in Maine, 10-year-old Jade Eastman took first place in the inaugural Augusta Agricultural Trades Show gourmet grilled cheese sandwich contest and Lubec residents want Canada to return their brine house, listed on the U.S. National Register of Historic Places, which was torn from its moorings and beached off the coast of New Brunswick by a blizzard in early January. Maybe an owl can tow it back?

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