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This week Flight 666 arrived in HEL-sinki on Friday the 13th. Also, Bismark police arrested a North Dakota man on drug charges after he tried to light a cigarette with a gas station pump nozzle and New Hampshire state champ Alyssa Orrok is headed for Las Vegas to challenge for America’s Fastest Grocery Bagger. On a higher plane, Northern Michigan University is offering a degree program in marijuana, which might interest two Oklahoma inmates who escaped to visit their girlfriends and smoke joints before walking back to jail. And on a still-higher plane, Massachusetts officials intercepted drugs being shipped into a state prison on laminated prayer cards and a Connecticut parolee is headed back to jail after hiding heroin in his Bible. Can I get a “Hey, man…?”
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