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This week police in Austin, TX released video of a woman skipping that whole round-and-round-to-get-down bit by driving through retaining wires and plummeting seven stories to an alley below. (The same happened thing happened at the same garage a year ago, with an SUV plunging from the ninth floor.) Also, actor Channing Tatum danced with a convenience store clerk (aww!) and Manhattan is hosting an art exhibit for dogs (bow-WOW!), while Wisconsin goats are becoming yogis (ba-a-a-ad!) and the St. Louis Cardinals are looking for their rally cat (purr-fect double play!). And DiGiorno does deliver, if by “deliver” you mean spilling hundreds of pizzas on I-30 in Little Rock (“Try our new road rash flavor!”). Is it maybe time for that Austin parking garage to replace retaining wires with actual walls, or should other garages switch to retaining wires because “She survived, didn’t she?”

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