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This week gelatinous sea critters invaded California and a truckload of eels slimed Oregon. In mammalian news, lawn workers filed a grievance against the University of Western Michigan’s goats and a Florida raccoon decided a convertible’s back seat was a nifty maternity ward. In banking news, Iowa police are after an early-rising would-be robber who showed up at and gave up on two banks that hadn’t yet opened that morning and California police arrested a bank robber inside his couch, while a Texas contractor got locked inside an ATM. And Pope Francis put up a “No Whining” sign. Should slime-covered goats help raccoons give birth to whiners in banks?


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