“Got your bracket ready?” Steve asked.
Rita nodded. “I’m going with Bob State.”
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Steve’s brow furrowed as he scanned his tournament form. “Uhh, there is no Bob State.”
“If Troy can have a state,” Rita insisted, “and if Kent can have a state, then Bob can have one too. I mean, he’s nice.”
“Thanks, Rita,” Bob said. “At least someone around here appreciates me.”
“Meanwhile,” Rita continued, “Troy is a sexist pig–”
Troy muttered something that rhymed with itch
“–and Kent spends most of his workday thinking up excuses,” Rita concluded.
“I have to make up excuses,” Kent said, “because my excuse generator won’t work with our new operating system. Neither will my spreadsheet or my word processor.”
“My spreadsheet and word processor work fine,” Rita noted.
“The point is,” Steve said, “Troy State and Kent State aren’t Troy’s or Kent’s made-up states. They’re real state schools. And there is no Bob State.”
Bob shrugged. “Like I said, I get no respect.”
Steve sighed. “Regardless, you gotta fill out your bracket with the teams that are actually in the tourney. We each put in five bucks and the one whose bracket gets the most points wins the money.”
Rita arched a skeptical brow. “Do Troy and Kent get extra points if their states win?”
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