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This week April the Giraffe became a YouTube star as hundreds of thousands tuned into the GiraffeCam at the Animal Adventure Park in Harpursville, New York in anticipation of April giving birth to her first calf – she’s still waiting to deliver of 5:30pm today – and a mouse delayed a British Airways flight from London to San Francisco for four hours. Also, a Cranston, Rhode Island city employee set up a bedroom at his office and a court security officer in Maine is under investigation for sending cellphone photos of a defense attorney’s trial notes to the prosecutor. Oh, French citizens have begun a petition to ask Barack Obama to run for president – sorry, he’s not eligible – and a California woman wants to be married in a dress made of Taco Bell burrito wrappers. And a Pennsylvania man who doesn’t know how to swim jumped into the deep end of a New Jersey hotel pool to rescue a boy from drowning. Would you like to birth April’s 6-foot-tall, 150-pound calf?

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