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This week a Pennsylvania woman drove her car into a river to escape police and began drinking as she floated downstream and a naked Arizona woman stole a police department pickup and led officers on a 70-mile, high-speed chase. It wasn’t just women. A West Virginia man stole tools from an auto repair shop and accidentally called his boss while trying to fence them and a Texas man being taken to jail for DUI tried to destroy cocaine that he had hidden under his belly fat. And a Palmyra, New York man tried to conceal his DUI arrest by buying out the town’s newsstands. Which of these would you choose for Criminal Mastermind of the Week?

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