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This week Ronny the Stork finally left Glamburg, Germany after spending the summer pecking at his reflection in windows and cars, and a West Virginia school has a goose poop problem. Also, Spanish citizens painted the town red with their annual tomato-throwing festival and a Rhode Island man was arrested for using a potato gun to shoot corncobs at a neighbor’s house, while an Ohio man pleaded guilty to egging his neighbor’s house over 100 times in a year. And California hikers were warned to look out for randy tarantulas, not to mention frolicking bears and surfing deer. Umm … corncobs?


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