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Today New Yorkers choose whether to kneel before the Corporate Empress or rise up with Jedi Master Bernie Brickwalker. The Empire spent $3.7 million to bribe voters and the Jedi spent $7 million teaching voters to Feel the Force, yet the Dark Side is almost certain to crush the Resistance. Meanwhile, the leading money-raiser among the First Order was forced to suspend his campaign after Tatooine and their second-money-leader will likely lose today as well. Will 2016 disprove Yoda’s wisdom that “By the most money, elections are bought?”

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