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This week a New Jersey Easter Bunny started a brawl in a mall (because New Jersey) and a Massachusetts man slammed his car into an ATM after he found out Taco Bell was closed (because Massachusetts). Also, a German firm is making underwear to shield your ahems from radiation (because Germany) and two Indiana bakeries are feuding over four-sided donuts (because Indiana). And a Florida trucker spilled beer and chips across a highway after an accident (because accidents can happen anywhere). Or was it because Florida?

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