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Today the President Thunderous O’Gingerly along with his family, aides, and Secret Service agents spent the day rolling in shamrocks on the Green House lawn. Press secretary Clover O’Wabbles told reporters the day of frolicking was unrelated to the cases of Guinness that were served with corned beef and cabbage in the Green House cafeteria. In other news, House Speaker Tater McKnob scolded GOP frontrunner Bunyon O’Shivers for threatening to bring his shillelagh to the GOP convention. Do you like your Leprechaun Name?


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