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This week a drunk woman in Omaha tried to pet a tiger, while in Arizona GusGus was safely returned after his kid-napping in Phoenix and Tuscon authorities corralled four runaway emus. Also a Michigan fisherman caught a camera, and a Florida seafood restaurant camera caught a not-quite-a-cat burglar. And cranberries covered Cape Cod after a car collided with a truck. Will this drive up the price of Thanksgiving cranberry sauce, making camera shy guests go all emu, drink too much, pet tigers, and become the family goats?

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