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Tonight Pope Francis may sample the “Holy Wooder” beer he inspired. Also this week, the National Weather Service apologized for issuing a tsunami warning in Connecticut, and a Maine sheriff apologized for deputies who told female attorneys to remove their bras when visiting the county jail. Oh, a South Dakota would like an apology from whoever stole his 100-pound pumpkin, and someone should apologize for the escaped tarantula that grounded a flight in Baltimore. Will the papal beer inspire a SyFy movie about a tsunami of tarantulas with pumpkin bras?

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