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This week pilots in Portugal were warned to watch for homing pigeons, Tara the Cat won the Los Angeles SPCA’s Hero Dog award, and Bella became the Alamo’s official cat. Also, 60 pizza makers baked a mile-long pie in Milan and a Utah university opened texting-while-walking lanes on campus. Oh, a West Virginia official was upset that a rap video was filmed in his county’s courthouse, and a Kentucky man drove to the police station and asked to be arrested for DUI. And a Florida man snapped “the photo of a lifetime.” Is that Florida’s mass transit system?

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