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Last week Seattle cops found a man stuck in a basketball hoop, so this week a Maryland cop bit a man’s not-a-basketball during a bar brawl. Also, a West Virginia not-a-robber-now pepper sprayed himself, and a Virginia man said he was not-a-robber because he asked politely. Oh, an Arkansas dog is not-dead despite eating 23 live rifle rounds, and the Royal Parents are not-upset that a zoo monkey was named for the Royal Baby. And a Michigan town is not-giggling at a pig on their ballot. Will cops-not-robbers dog not-royal monkeys and not-mayoral pigs?
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