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This week Montana ducklings followed their mom through a middle school and Louisiana ducklings followed a cell phone out of a storm drain. Also, a Tennessee woman wants the man she kissed on a dare during the Boston Marathon and an Israeli woman really really wanted a cigarette. Meanwhile, an Italian man hung up on Pope Francis and a Texas professor hung up on an entire class. But Kirstie Alley did not plead guilty in BridgeGate. Would ducklings kissing gasoline stations bless, or flunk, Twitter puns?


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