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This week supermodel Christie Brinkley needed surgery in Florida after trying to rescue a bird, and a former TV pitchman will stand trial in Utah for harassing an owl. Also, a thief in Iowa stole a bag of dog poop, while a thief in Minnesota stole $70,000 worth of bull semen. And a gator disappeared in Pennsylvania, an escalator disappeared in Prague, and a cabin reappeared in Washington. Should birds use dog poop or bull semen to mark disappearing alligators, escalators, and cabins?
 

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