Today in history, greetings, and social banter here. (More)

Clement V excommunicated and banned trade with the city of Venice today (1309). Also, John XXII issued In Agro Dominico, condemning some writings of Meister Eckhart as heresy (1329), Juan Ponce de León reached the Bahamas his first voyage to Florida (1513), Congress established a permanent U.S. Navy (1794), Hugh McGary Jr. founded what is now Evansville, Indiana (1812), a volunteer battalion led by John Savage became the first confirmed Europeans to see Yosemite Valley, at what is now Old Inspiration Point (1851), Scotland defeated England in the first international rugby match (1871), 56 people were killed over four days as the Cincinnati Courthouse Riots erupted after a jury returned a verdict of manslaughter rather than first-degree murder (1884), Geronimo surrendered, ending the Apache Wars (1886), 76 people died when a tornado struck Louisville, Kentucky (1890), 312 people died when a fire swept through a barn dance in Ököritófülpös, Hungary (1910), “Typhoid Mary” Mallon was quarantined for life (1915), Nikita Khrushchev became Premier of the Soviet Union (1958), Richard Beeching issued a report, dubbed Beeching’s Axe, calling for severe cuts to the British rail network (1963), 125 people died as the magnitude 9.2 Good Friday Earthquake struck near Anchorage, Alaska (1964), work began on the Trans-Alaska Pipeline System (1975), 583 people died when two Boeing 747s collided on a runway on Tenerife in the Canary Islands, the most deadly aviation accident in history (1977), 123 crew members died when the Norwegian oil platform Alexander L. Kielland collapsed in the North Sea, on the same day silver prices plummeted as Nelson and William Hunt attempted to corner the market (1980), 12 million Poles walked off their jobs for four hours in the warning strike that began the Solidarity Movement (1981), the U.S. began broadcasting TV Marti to Cuba (1990), Jiang Zemin became the President of China, on the same day a Palermo tribunal accused Italian party leader Giulio Andreotti of having ties to the mafia (1993), the FDA approved Viagra for treating male impotence (1998), 71 people died in an explosion at the Phillips Petroleum Plant in Pasadena, Texas (2000), and 29 people were killed by a suicide bomber at the Passover Massacre in Netanya, Israel, on the same day 8 town councilors were killed by a gunman in Nanterre, France (2002). And 99 people died when Situ Gintung, an artificial lake in Indonesia, burst through its dam, on the same day 48 people were killed by a suicide bomber at a mosque in Pakistan’s Kyber region (2009).

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The Janitor Professor of Astrology buffed his telescope while researching this week’s Bippiescopes….

Aries: Find joy in solitude this weekend. They’d just annoy you.

Taurus: Don’t hold back this weekend. Do hold your front, though.

Gemini: Don’t push too hard this weekend. Try pulling instead.

Cancer: Share your desires this weekend. Include links and prices.

Leo: Take off your mask this weekend. At least while you shower.

Virgo: Your actions speak loudly this weekend. And your inactions snore.

Libra: Open your feelings this weekend. Be ready to hold your nose.

Scorpio: Refresh your psyche this weekend. Drink imaginary lemonade.

Sagittarius: Consider others’ needs this weekend. Then do what you want.

Capricorn: Find a middle perspective this weekend. Perhaps a new belt.

Aquarius: It’s okay to be human this weekend. Unless you’re a cat.

Pisces: Be honest with loved ones this weekend. But not too honest.

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Yesterday on Campus

Morning FeatureFraternities Lobby for Right to Rape
Midday Matinee – triciawyse with Fursdai Furries!
Campus QuestionDoes knee-jerk Islamophobia fuel conservative warmongering?

Today on Campus

Morning FeatureIndiana’s Religious Sovereign Citizen Act
Midday Matinee – triciawyse with Friedai Critters!
Campus Question at 6pm ET

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Good morning! ::hugggggs::