The resident faculty left a link to a Twitter hashtag outside the mail room this morning. The Squirrel hopes it was just a clue…. (More)
First our thanks to last week’s writers:
On Monday, you shared your stories of offline political activism in Things We Did This Week and Linda Lee asked What Are You Eating? in Midday Matinee.
On Thursday, the resident faculty began a series on our Polar Economy with Communities of Opportunity in Morning Feature, triciawyse brought us Fursdai Furries in Midday Matinee, and Winter B saw that Climate Skeptics Use Antarctica Wrongly in Our Earth.
On Friday, the resident faculty continued their series on our Polar Economy with Communities of Deprivation in Morning Feature, triciawyse shared Friedai Critters in Midday Matinee, and Winter B applauded as FEMA Tells States: Start Climate Mitigation in Our Earth.
On the weekend, the resident faculty concluded their series on our Polar Economy with Building Bridges in Saturday’s Morning Feature, Ms. Crissie was asked Why Were People Laughing? in Sunday’s Morning Feature, and Winter B brought our weekly Eco News Roundup in Our Earth.
Note: Please share your stories of offline political activism in Things We Did This Week.
Thus we return to the Twitter hashtag left outside the mail room as the resident faculty made their way from the
wine cellar library where they spent the weekend drinking thinking on our motto of Magis vinum, magis verum (“More wine, more truth”) to the hot tub faculty lounge for their weekly game where the underwear goes flying planning conference.
The hashtag is #SquirrelStyle, with entries like these:
— Christy♥∞♥CrimMinds (@Hotchner_Gibson) March 17, 2015
An ode to melting snow: Shlog shlog shlog shlog, across the soggy bog, veiled in fog, silly muddy dog. #squirrelstyle
— MadCitySquirrel (@MadCitySquirrel) March 10, 2015
“Do they expect you to write all week?” Chef asked the Squirrel as she brought out the decoder ring.
The Squirrel shook his head and tapped at his Blewberry: “Nope. The clue means they’re going to hop around topics, like squirrels.”
“Really?” Chef asked.
“Really,” the Squirrel texted.
“But you usually drag this out more,” the
Professor of Astrology Janitor said. “Don’t we need some clever repartee before you reveal the topic?”
“I haven’t even scraped stray pecans into your bowl yet,” Chef said.
The Squirrel shrugged. “We tried clever repartee and it kept spiraling into dead ends that weren’t funny or even interesting. So we hit block select and deleted it and started again, and again, and again. Meanwhile, the clock kept ticking and now we’re late. So, no pecans this morning, I guess.”
“Oh phooey,” Chef said, scraping stray pecans into his bowl.
“Please don’t delete that,” the Squirrel texted.