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This week Interpol are searching for a man who loaded 4 giraffes on a military aircraft in Tanzania, while Vermont police used DNA from a bandage to solve a campground break-in and a Pennsylvania state employee was charged with stealing 610 surplus military helmets. Also, a town in Poland banned Winnie the Pooh as a playground mascot because he doesn’t wear pants and lacks male genitalia. And a Florida town will decide an election by coin flip after a judge overruled calls for a re-vote. Did Spice Kitteh go from New Mexico to Maine to escape local government?


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