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This week the American Mustache Institute announced they’ll soon open a Mustache Hall of Fame. Also, a New York City Health Department worker was suspended for answering the phone with a robotic voice, Maryland drivers scrambled for cash after an armored car’s door burst open, an Alabama man’s dog was not his best friend, and an Oregon fugitive lost his underwear and stole some pants. And a Chinese driver needed 7 minutes to exit a parking space. Will mustachioed robot dogs grab cash and pants from confused drivers?


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