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This week a flutist in Denmark got a kiss from a butterfly and a guitarist in Oregon got not-a-kiss from a bat. Also, a New York dog was found in Florida, and a Pennsylvania dog was found in Oregon (with no guitar and no bat). Meanwhile, a Japanese scientist won an Ig Nobel Prize for testing the slipperiness of banana peels, and a Philly man used a banana to rob a convenience store. And Hellfest 2014 began with a parade of hearses, while 3 L.A. cops captured a 3-foot lizard (with no banana). How would the week have differed had the butterfly kiss been in China?