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This week a giant panda got a tooth fixed in California, and a baby bear putt-putted around the internet, while 50 volunteers helped cook a 100-foot bratwurst in Illinois. Also, a Tennessee man was arrested after butt-dialing 911 on his way to a drug deal, thieves in New Mexico stole a preschool students’ pumpkin patch, a Vermont town wants its electric speed sign back, and a Massachusetts man awoke to an intruder cooking corn in his kitchen. And a Florida burglar dozed off, and odd parking in Germany. Is “I got out to help an injured cyclist” a good excuse?