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This week a West Virginia SUV flipped and spilled a cargo of chickens, AK-47s, and explosives, as authorities moved to stop “shoot down a drone” groups. Also, a New York county had bad speed cameras, a Pennsylvania county had bad DUI tests, a California driver parked in a pool, and a Russian motorcyclist stood on the roof of a moving car. And Ruuxa the cheetah and Raina the puppy have become the best of friends, while the American Chemical Society said it’s okay to pee in the ocean. Do chicken drones speed drunk on motorcycle pool cheetah urine?