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This week England’s Local Government Association revealed that city and town councils have received citizen requests for plans about exorcism, meteor strikes, ghosts, and dragon attacks and a sinkhole swallowed a Pittsburgh woman’s car. Also, a Texas woman stole a bottle of wine to visit her boyfriend in jail, North Carolina police stopped a driver dragging a stolen safe, and a Sydney hospital sent out 200 death notices for live patients. And a multitasking Texas mom gave birth while registering her 4-year-old at preschool. Can being too efficient cause dragon attacks?