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This week a North Carolina town council member wrote his resignation letter in Klingon, and a Florida man who won a contest to watch the Breaking Bad finale with the cast was arrested on drug charges. Also, a Tennessee Republican decided to mount a primary challenge in the governor’s race because the state seized his pet raccoon. And a Daily Currant spoof story about Coloradans dying from marijuana overdoses sparked genuine outrage from confused conservatives. Should the Daily Currant publish all stories in Klingon?