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This week a British geneticist announced that alleged Yeti hairs were in fact left by a long-extinct arctic bear. Rumors that the bear got lost after drinking $25,000 worth of stolen Kentucky Bourbon whiskey are unfounded. But cyborg cockroaches may still find evidence of Bigfoot, or at least win the hearts of robot-loving chimpanzees. And scientists have recreated the visual world of cats, which includes the security plans of Moldovan prisons and escape routes from kitchens. Did cats steal the Bourbon for publicity-averse Yetis?