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This week the CIA finally admitted that Area 51 exists, and UFOlogists said “Duh!” Also, a German badger found a 12th century burial ground, and an English cat solved a murder. And while North Koreans are parading missiles that can’t fly, you may be able to buy a $150,000 jetpack that will fly for almost 30 seconds. Without that jetpack, would a UFO, a badger, or a cat best protect you from the angry man in the blue BMW?