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This week a Guinness Book of World Records eater drank a gallon of milk in 20 seconds. It’s unlikely the milk came from Peanut, a carefully-bred miniature ‘panda cow,’ as Peanut is male. And we can be sure the milk didn’t come from the legendary pig-man of Cannock Chase, England, whose existence was a cover story to keep civilians away from secret military training operations. Might this also explain why you never know you’re out of milk until you go to the kitchen for breakfast?