This morning the resident faculty left a photo of a UFO hovering over the Pyramids of Giza outside the mail room. Is it possible that aliens want them to discuss this? And if so, what does that say about their sanity? (More)
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Thus we return to the photo left outside the mail room by the resident faculty, as they made their way from the
wine cellar library where they spent the weekend drinking thinking on our motto of Magis vinum, magis verum (“More wine, more truth”) to the hot tub faculty lounge for their weekly game where the underwear goes flying planning conference. This was the photo:
Upon seeing the photo, the
Professor of Astrology Janitor rolled his eyes. Chef chuckled and noted the dot could be anything from a distant jet to a flaw on the film. Pootie the Precious gave the photo a closer look and texted on her iHazPhone: “Kan ai eatz dat?”
The Squirrel promptly began tapping on his Blewberry: “Is it possible the resident faculty have lost their minds? If so, might that be why the
hot tub faculty lounge squirrel bath is a complete mess? A key clue might lie halfway across campus, where Ms. Scarlet left this.”
He dragged a gold lamé thong, still in the original package, onto the poker table. “Might this be her offering to expected alien visitors?” he texted.
“Only if she thinks the alien visitors will be her size,” the
Professor of Astrology Janitor said. He gave Chef a look. “Well, I have to clean up after their weekly game where the underwear goes flying planning conference.”
He had a point.
“I should return them to her,” the
Professor of Astrology Janitor added.
“I think she’d be less uncomfortable if I did that,” Chef said.
She had a point.
“So watz da klew?” Pootie the Precious texted.
“It’s obvious,” the Squirrel texted. “This week the resident faculty will unpack the beguiling logic of ancient alien and conspiracy theories, in contrast with the mathematical rigor of cosmological theories about alternative universes, so we can better distinguish reasoned speculation from ridiculous and dangerous fantasies.”
“Ahh,” your lowly mail room clerk replied. “You listened outside the
hot tub faculty lounge again.”
The Squirrel twitched his tale indignantly and tapped at his Blewberry. “Is it possible that aliens helped the BPI Fizzix Department perfect their time travel machine over the weekend? If so, could it be that I’ve already read this week’s series?”
“Almost anything is possible,” we said. “But some things are more likely than others. Besides, you dropped a macadamia.”
“I did?” he texted. “No wonder I’m still hungry.”