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This week a Tampa woman needed a colonoscopy to recover her prize after she swallowed the winning $5000 diamond at a treasure-in-a-champagne-glass charity event. A South Carolina woman also recovered her wallet, 23 years after it was stolen, and Colorado police are looking for a man suspected of stealing $2300 worth of teeth-whitening strips, condoms, and other products from local drug stores. Authorities say the suspect had a well groomed moustache and beard. Was he trying to simulate the perfect chin that a new study found does not exist?