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This week an Illinois man was arrested in New Jersey for stealing Wisconsin cheese. Law enforcement officials did not say if other states were involved, but an Alabama politician was also arrested for stealing cashews. And an Oregon man has sold shares in his own life and submits personal decisions, including who he dates and which political party he supports, to his 320 shareholders. He’s currently trading at $12.80 on a private market, down from $20 last summer. Is that bullisht or bearisht?