“Professor Plum did it, in the Kitchen, with the Candlestick. So say we all,” read the memo from the resident faculty. As the BPI Clue tournament is next week, we hope this was a small-c clue. (More)

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Thus we return to the resident faculty memo, left outside the mail room as they made their way from the wine cellar library where they spent the weekend drinking thinking on our motto of Magis vinum, magis verum (“More wine, more truth”) to the hot tub faculty lounge for their weekly game where the underwear goes flying planning conference.

The memo informed us that Professor Plum did it, in the Kitchen, with the Candlestick. To the untrained eye, this might be mistaken for the solution to a game of Clue, and at first the staff wondered if we had misread the Campus Event Schedule. The Squirrel tapped away at his Blewberry and confirmed that the annual Blogistan Polytechnic Institute Clue Tournament is scheduled for next week. Sighs spread around the mail room, as the staff were assured that we had not yet missed this year’s celebration of that thrilling campus tradition.

We then began to study the memo in more detail:

Professor Plum did it, in the Kitchen, with the Candlestick. So say we all.

“That last sentence sounds familiar,” the Professor of Astrology Janitor said. “I’m sure I’ve heard it before.”

“It sounds like a jury verdict,” Chef agreed.

“Yes, like he’s been convicted,” the Squirrel texted.

“Wat iz konvikted?” Pootie the Precious asked via her iHazPhone.

“It’s when a jury decides you did it,” the Squirrel replied.

“Ok,” Pootie the Precious responded. “Wat did he do?”

“If this were the solution to a game of Clue,” Chef explained, “it would mean he hit Mr. Boddy with the candlestick.”

“Dat soundz dangeruss,” Pootie the Precious texted.

“That’s it!” the Squirrel texted, flicking his tail in delight as he powered up the Official BPI Googlizationalizator on his Blewberry.

Knowing better than to interrupt, the staff complimented Chef on the white chocolate macadamia cookies she baked to share with the Squirrel’s new Twitter followers. We had just finished the sample batch as the Squirrel began texting.

“This week the resident faculty will discuss Tom Allen’s new book Dangerous Convictions: What’s Really Wrong with the U.S. Congress,” his message read. “This is from the Overview….”

In Dangerous Convictions, former Democratic Congressman Tom Allen argues that what’s really wrong with Congress is the widening, hardening conflict in worldviews that leaves the two parties unable to understand how the other thinks about what people should do on their own and what we should do together. Members of Congress don’t just disagree, they think the other side makes no sense. Why are conservatives preoccupied with cutting taxes, uninterested in expanding health care coverage and in denial about climate change? What will it take for Congress to recover a capacity for pragmatic compromise on these issues?

Allen writes that we should treat self-reliance (the quintessential American virtue) and community (our characteristic instinct to cooperate) as essential balancing components of American culture and politics, instead of setting them at war with each other. Combining his personal insights from 12 years In Congress with recent studies of how human beings form their political and religious views, Allen explains why we must escape the grip of our competing worldviews to enable Congress to work productively on our 21st century challenges.

The staff agreed, much to the relief of Professor Plum, who had just stopped by with Ms. Scarlet to sample Chef’s white chocolate macadamia cookies. Oops….


Happy Monday!