The resident faculty left a frozen turkey on a plate outside the mail room. Chef was pleased to see it had finally arrived. It was also their weekly clue. (More)
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Thus we return to the frozen turkey left on a plate outside the mail room door by the resident faculty, as they made their way from the
wine cellar library where they spent the weekend drinking thinking on our motto of Magis vinum, magis verum (“More wine, more truth”) to the hot tub faculty lounge for their weekly game where the underwear goes flying planning conference. Chef was waiting for them to deliver the turkey and, as we found nothing else except its plate, we assumed it was also their weekly clue.
Chef took the turkey to the kitchen to thaw, then rejoined the rest of the staff as we pondered possible links between our resident faculty and traditional Thanksgiving menu items. For example, Ms. Scarlet has a lovely cranberry blouse, fittingly, in more ways than one. Professor Plum has never been seen pudding on his tie, at least not by us, but we assume he doesn’t sleep in one.
We trust the reader can see where this line of reasoning led. In deference to the
Professor of Astrology Janitor, no one mentioned celery hearts stuffed with cream cheese. The topic of stuffing was raised, though decorum precludes our specifying who among us said which recently defeated Republican should stuff what and where.
Having pondered alternatives to the traditional proctological examination, the staff turned our attention to the resident faculty’s clue. Obviously, they will discuss the Thanksgiving holiday, with a couple of days’ worth of leftovers as befits the occasion.
Given Chef’s plans, that may be all that fits by next weekend….