The resident faculty found a louder paging system and repeated their call for Will Power to pick up the blue courtesy phone. (More)

First our thanks to last week’s writers:

On Monday, the Squirrel shared More from Badly Breeding in Furthermore!, addisnana was Talking to Fred About BS in Midday Matinee, and winterbanyan reported on The Role of African Savannas in Human Evolution in Our Earth.

On Tuesday, Winning Progressive saw that Drew Westen Is At It Again in Morning Feature, the Squirrel pondered Professor Gingrich? in Furthermore!, winterbanyan offered A Better Black Friday Choice in Midday Matinee, we considered Oliver Stone, JFK, and History in Evening Focus, and winterbanyan noted celebrated better transparency in the UNFCCC’s Green Climate Fund in Our Earth.

On Wednesday, Winning Progressive brought Quick Hits: Walker Recall and More in Morning Feature, the Squirrel broke the Republicans’ Secret Plan to End Elections in Furthermore!, addisnana explored The Goad Rodeo in Midday Matinee, and winterbanyan explained how Habitat Loss Raises Demand for Artificial Pesticides in Our Earth.

Over the holiday weekend, we revealed the first Happy Thanksgiving! in Thursday’s Morning Feature and questioned Newt Gingrich’s plan to Abolish the Congressional Budget Office? in Friday’s Morning Feature, winterbanyan warned that the world’s Food Demand to Double by 2050 in Our Earth, we saw the LAPD Using Crime Prediction Software in Saturday’s Morning Feature, MKSinSA was Tripping the Trip-tofurkey Fandango in Furthermore!, Ms. Crissie was asked Ain’t He Tweet? in Sunday’s Morning Feature, Winning Progressive shared Weekend Reading in Furthermore!, we shared Silly Sunday 2: Silly Sundayer in Evening Focus, and winterbanyan brought our Eco News Roundup in Our Earth.

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That leaves the resident faculty using a louder paging system to call Will Power to the blue courtesy phone, as they made their way from the wine cellar library where they spent the weekend drinking thinking on our motto of Magis vinum, magis verum (“More wine, more truth”) to the hot tub faculty lounge for their weekly game where the underwear goes flying planning conference.

The staff doubted that replacing the soup cans on a string with a coffee cans on a rope would create a louder paging system. To our surprise, it was louder, although the BPI Fizzix Department said that was probably because the resident faculty could find only ten feet of rope and were outside the mail room door when they yelled into their coffee can. So much for better technology at BPI.

Regardless, we think the resident faculty intend to discuss this week what they planned to but did not discuss last week: whether and how willpower can be seen a limited resource with limited utility, and what that concept implies for progressive government.

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Happy Monday!