Today in history, greetings, and social banter here. (More)

The Mayflower Compact was signed today (1620). Also, Gottfried Liebnitz demonstrated integral calculus (1675), the Flat Hat Club was formed (1750), Australian natives were made wards of the state by the Aboriginal Protection Act (1869), work began on the Manchester Ship Canal (1887), the armistice ending World War I took effect (1918), U.S. Route 66 was established (1926), the Constitution of Kuwait was ratified (1962), and Angola gained her independence (1975). And Queen Elizabeth II assented to the House of Lords Act (1999).

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The Janitor Professor of Astrology stubbed his toe on dark matter while researching this week’s Bippiescopes….

Scorpio: Patience and communication will be key this weekend. Learn Morse Code.

Sagittarius: Commitment may limit your options this weekend. That’s the point.

Capricorn: Spread your wings and fly this weekend. Or, if you’re human, walk.

Aquarius: Let your dreams expand this weekend. Take a longer nap.

Pisces: Your focus will be tested this weekend. Watch the game on your phone.

Aries: Tap into the force of the universe this weekend. Remember to tip Yoda.

Taurus: Look out for enemies this weekend. For starters, check under the bed.

Gemini: Unresolved karma may haunt you this weekend. Or it may be the cat.

Cancer: A heated debate may disturb you this weekend. Change the channel.

Leo: Don’t be afraid to make waves this weekend. Clean the tub after.

Virgo: You may feel as if you don’t fit in this weekend. They’re all out of step.

Libra: Try to balance adventure and communication this weekend. Talk to a Scorpio.

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Good morning! ::hugggggs::