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Congressional Dysfunction Begins To Spook Old Pros

Congress has always been Washington’s whipping boy, particularly near election time. The antics get sillier, the pace shifts from glacial to gridlock, and the frustrated public gets daily reminders that lawmakers are often too mired in politics to function in the national interest.

That’s not news.

What is news is that this time it’s starting to scare the pros.

Eric Holder Bashes GOP’s ‘Political Posturing’ In ATF Fast And Furious Scandal

Attorney General Eric Holder said in a letter to Congress on Friday that the accusation that he lied about his knowledge of ATF’s Fast and Furious program is irresponsible “political posturing.”

Holder wrote that he could not “sit idly by” as Rep. Paul Gosar (R-AZ) “suggests, as happened this week, that law enforcement and government employees who devote their lives to protecting our citizens be considered ‘accessories to murder.'”

Muslim Woman: Airline Booted Me After Flight Attendant Falsely Thought I Said ‘It’s A Go’ On The Phone

A Muslim woman is suing Southwest Airlines for being kicked off her flight after a flight attendant reported hearing her say “it’s a go” into her phone — though according to the suit, she was just saying “I’ve got to go” as the plane was preparing to take off.

UPDATE: Conservative Writer Admits ‘Infiltrating’ 99 Percent Movement To ‘Mock And Undermine’ It

An assistant editor with a right-wing magazine admitted in a column Saturday evening to posing as part of the 99 Percent Movement in D.C. “in order to mock and undermine” it. Patrick Howley, an assistant editor for the American Spectator, was committed enough to his deception to be at the vanguard of a demonstration that saw police firing pepper spray and closing a downtown Washington museum.

Issa: ‘Fast And Furious’ Subpoenas Issued Soon

The chairman of the House oversight committee said Sunday that he could send subpoenas to the Obama administration as soon as this week over weapons lost amid the Mexican drug war.

Rep. Darrell Issa, R-Calif., suggested on Fox News Sunday that Attorney General Eric Holder knew about the gun trafficking operation known as “Fast and Furious” earlier than he has acknowledged.

Illegal Cuban migration to U.S. rises after years of decline

Reversing a three-year trend downward, the number of undocumented Cubans intercepted at sea or who reached U.S. shores in the past 12 months soared by more than 100 percent — sparking questions about the reasons behind the new trend.

Is Romney right on ‘Obamacare?’ Depends how you count

WASHINGTON — Mitt Romney is adamant: “I will press for full repeal of ‘Obamacare,’ which will save hundreds of billions of dollars.”

But the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office — whose data the campaign has cited as the source of its assertion — says that the 2010 federal health care law should cut deficits $210 billion from 2012 to 2021.

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