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Back by popular demand(s), HEMMED In and BPICampus.com is proud to bring you a selection of Comedy Central videos and videos from The Onion News Network.

So grab a box of popcorn!

This week Comedy Central is on vacation so the HEMMED lab will scan for older videos that may have been overlooked in the past two weeks.

Stephen Colbert: If at First You Don’t Secede


Should any incandescent bulbs escape South Carolina into neighboring states, they must be returned immediately, as specified in the Fugitive Bulb Act. (03:10)

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Jon Stewart: Fast Dive

Newt Gingrich jeopardizes his presidential campaign by appealing to the moderate wing of the Republican Party.

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The Onion News Network: Shelby Cross Instructs Viewers To Build “Justice Shed”

Shelby warns viewers they need a place to hold suspicious-looking characters the police are too lazy to arrest.

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