Today in history, greetings, and social banter here. (More)

The U.S. House held their first quorum and elected their first speaker today (1789). Also, Samuel Morley patented the internal combustion engine (1826), the Wrigley Company was founded (1891), the BBC broadcast a documentary about spaghetti trees (1957), and Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak founded Apple Inc. (1976). And the Netherlands legalized same-sex marriage (2001).

The Janitor Professor of Astrology feared that offering Bippiescopes on April Fool’s Day might create a snarkological black hole, and the Professor of Astrology Janitor was not about to clean that up. Bippiescopes will return next week.

Good morning! ::hugggggs::