Today in history, greetings, and social banter here. (More)

The Secret Council of the Prussian Federation sent a formal act of disobedience to the Grand Master today (1454). Also, George Washington was elected our first president (1789), the French legislature abolished slavery (1794), the Codex Sinaiticus was discovered (1859), and the Symbionese Liberation Army kidnapped Patty Hearst (1974). And Mark Zuckerberg founded Facebook (2004).

The Janitor Professor of Astrology did not receive a formal act of disobedience from a Secret Council while researching this week’s Bippiescopes….

Aquarius: You formally don’t want to. Take the tuxedo off first.

Pisces: Unless you’re a penguin. Then you might catch a cold.

Aries: The Secret Council approved your proposed secrets. But don’t tell anyone.

Taurus: The Codex Sinaiticus does not mention your sinuses. Sorry.

Gemini: Actually, Facebook was not originally named Anusbook. That idea came later.

Cancer: No, Facebook never went through an Acnebook phase. That’s a myth.

Leo: Yes, Barbara unfriended Cindy for friending Derek. She was tweet on him.

Virgo: Yes, we put Barbara, Cindy, and Derek in alphabetical order for you. You’re welcome.

Libra: You set your Facebook status to “I don’t think therefore I don’t exist?” How profound.

Scorpio: Yes, George Washington does have a Facebook page. Check his Info/Activities.

Sagittarius: Yes, the Codex Sinaiticus has a Facebook page too. Really.

Capricorn: The Prussian Secret Council may have a Facebook page. If so, it’s hidden….


Good morning! ::hugggggs::