Staff
The staff at Blogistan Polytechnic Institute includes both the bass and treble clefs, depending on who has bragging rights after the staff poker game.
MsCrissie, Your Lowly Mail Room Clerk, writes “Ask Ms. Crissie” for the Sunday Morning Feature, when she’s not thinking up new places to hide the mail from Professor Plum.
Chef, our Chef, contributes breakfast recipes for the Sunday Morning Feature, after she’s cleaned out the Professor of Astrology Janitor in the staff poker game.
Professor of Astrology Janitor, our Janitor Professor of Astrology, contributes the Bippiescopes to the Friday Campus Chatter. Their accuracy is certified by Buffers, Inc.
The BPI Squirrel, our roving reporter, breaks news events from around the country. But most of those events were already broken when he got there.
Pootie the Precious, our mascot extraor xtrord very cute, chats with the BPI Squirrel unless she gets distracted by
