Faculty
Resident Faculty:
The resident faculty of Blogistan Polytechnic Institute are too nameless to list, aside from the multiply-jowled Professor Plum who always finds our mail before we do even when he’s in the Ballroom with Ms. Scarlet and that candlestick, and the Janitor Professor of Astrology whose faculty duties have been limited since the Cream Cheese Incident.
Satellite Faculty:
Blogistan Polytechnic Institute has a distinguished satellite faculty, although rumors that they flash their moons in the hot tub faculty lounge during the weekly game where the underwear goes flying planning conference are greatly exaggerated. As are their faculty titles:
addisnana, Professor of Bathtublueberrywhisperology
BlueStateRedhead, Professor of Analytical Linguistics
Caractacus, Professor of Neuroholdemology
FarWestGirl, Professor of Juronursinfosystology
glendaw271, Professor of Iowacourdermatolistics
HurrikanEagle, Professor of Kensubhistorootistics
JanF, Professor of Topofclassclownistics
J Brunner fan, Professor of Jobdefiliberantology
JimW, Professor of Relidissimerchadvenplanobjectology
jwinIL14, Director of Chocopootiadvocolalism
kktlaw, Professor of Psycholegalese
KVoimakas, Professor of Ursacyclicammology
LI Mike, Professor of Hamptolocopolism
revgerry, Professor of Tucsoganonviology
Roby NJ, Professor of Cognidizombilistics
senilebiker, Professor of Transborderpeerism
TheFatLadySings, Professor of Commuhealthmemiofieldrogueology
theKgirls, Professor of Mediamaternity
winterbanyan, Professor of Ecoinsaninsuroscamology
When Do They Lecture and Do I Need Tickets?
Upcoming lectures by the satellite faculty and guest lecturers can be found on our Schedule. All BPI lectures are free, but the BPI Squirrel will be happy to sell you tickets. He prefers Macadamia nuts, by the way.
