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Today the White House responded to eight secession petitions, citing the U.S. Supreme Court ruling in Texas v. White that the Constitution set up “an indestructible Union composed of indestructible States.” The White House also refused a petition to build a Death Star, citing the $850 quadrillion estimated cost, White House policy against destroying planets, and a design flaw that would allow a one-man ship to destroy the superweapon. What will happen to OMB Science and Space Chief Paul Shawcross when Darth Obama reads this response?