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Campus Question – January 12, 2013

January 12, 2013

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Campus Question – January 12, 2013

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Today the White House responded to eight secession petitions, citing the U.S. Supreme Court ruling in Texas v. White that the Constitution set up “an indestructible Union composed of indestructible States.” The White House also refused a petition to build a Death Star, citing the $850 quadrillion estimated cost, White House policy against destroying planets, and a design flaw that would allow a one-man ship to destroy the superweapon. What will happen to OMB Science and Space Chief Paul Shawcross when Darth Obama reads this response?

  • NCrissieB
  • NCrissieB

    I think gassssssssssp Darth Obama gassssssssssp will reveal gassssssssssp that he is gassssssssssp Rep. Louie Gohmert’s gassssssssssp father.

  • addisnana

    The White House responses to the petitions were very well crafted and an excellent read. I liked this question until the last link took me to Louis Gohmert.
    I am not impressed with Rep. Gohmert. (family friendly version as what I really think of him is smoking blue language)