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The Telegraph reports that a new school curriculum affecting 46 of 50 states will require 70% of high school reading to be non-fiction, writing “Books such as J.D. Salinger’s Catcher in the Rye and Harper Lee’s To Kill a Mockingbird will be replaced by ‘informational texts’ approved by the Common Core State Standards.” The Telegraph also reports rising panic about the December 21st Mayacalypse. Which books should be shelved in a well-stocked doomsday bunker?